Hi,I'm Kassie. I live in New Zealand, which is often a pretty nice place. One day I will stop being anime/teen woof trash but it is not this day
what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
me: winged eyeliner
Lara Croft Evolution (1996-2014) <3
whenEVER I’M SAD I WILL LOOK AT THIS POST AND BE HAPPY AGAIN
Modern AU where the LI’s are a queercore punk band and Varric is their manager. You’re welcome. (Full view please.)
are we clear?
clear: we are not clear
clear: i am clear, you are aoba
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
it’s all fun and games until someone gets trapped in a tupperware container
oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
What the fuck just happened?!
Just a few of my favorites from Bo Burnham’s Egghead