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Hi,I'm Kassie. I live in New Zealand, which is often a pretty nice place. One day I will stop being anime/teen woof trash but it is not this day

Sketchass arachnofondler


twdailygraphics:

every night I dream you’re still here
a ghost by my side, so perfectly clear
but when I awake you disappear
back to the shadows…
with all I hold dear

rudesby:

BURT MACKLIN: STARLORD.

(Source: starlorrd)

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slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

baron-marius-pontmercy:

ace Marius and ace Cosette playing boardgames on their wedding night and they’re both exhausted the next morning and gillenormand makes some comment like “you two must have been up all night” and Cosette goes “we started monopoly and played for five hours. it almost ended in divorce.”

niikkzart:

zoomed in (´ῥ`)

spermbanker:

dollarwilliam:

spermbanker:

my phone just changed “what” to “me hat” and i can’t stop imagining a forlorn pirate reaching for his cap as it floats just beyond his grasp in the breeze only to clutch his breast as he sheds a year and murmurs “…me hat…”

forlorn pirates apparently go from 25 to 24 with just a touch of the breast!!!

my phone has struck again. this poor pirate has to suffer through so much. tragic.

moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image

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tobyjones:

Comics

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rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.

rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.